It seems there is no area that is safe from the current economic turmoil. Why, the other day I realized the words my $10 used to buy 15 years ago are much more expensive to purchase today. Heck, $10 barely buys you a 3 letter word nowadays.
Surely I can excuse my shrinking vocabulary by claiming mental deterioration due to age. Why not? It's plausible.
But considering how easily everything that goes wrong in this current climate is explained away by the ever present specter of "Economic instability", why couldn't my lack of terminology come from a recession of the English language?
"Excuse me, could you please direct me to the lavatory" is now replaced with "Yo, where's the toilet?" Rudeness? Lack of couth? Nope. Blame it on inflation.
How bad is this economic language crisis?
Some people can't even afford COMPLETE words!
4 xmpl, omg f u cn undRst& dis, u alrdy knw hw bad dis cn gt 4t fucha of d en lang.
Thank you, Twitter.
I have nothing more to say. I'm out of money and out of words.
